It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever.
“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive.”
“My death will be caused by morphine, which I have deliberately taken with suicidal intent.”