To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.
“My high-school dream was to be in a band, pay my rent and eat - and I've been able to do that for 20 years. So I'm completely content.”
“In view of our public pledges, we public officials can never again go before the public merely promising election reform. The time for promises is past.”