To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.
“I can't tell you how many people would say to me as a teenager, 'Why don't you grow up and start thinking about getting a real job?'”
“The Hussein regime's support for terrorism, within and outside of its borders, its appetite for the world's most dangerous weapons, and its openly declared hostility to the United States were a combination that was a gathering and growing danger to our country.”