You're better off being a brick layer if you're going to play guitar than a sheet metal worker.
I've broken my nose, I've broken ribs. You name it. In fact, we just got back from South America, and I fell over a monitor speaker on the stage and almost ended up in the front row of the audience. I managed to sprain my wrist on that one but luckily nothing was broken.
I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.

