If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
“Save for the wild force of Nature, nothing moves in this world that is not Greek in its origin.”
“Farewell all relations and friends in Christ; farewell acquaintances and all earthly enjoyments; farewell reading and preaching, praying and believing, wanderings, reproaches, and sufferings.”