If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
“A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh.”
“Imagine a thousand more such daily intrusions in your life, every hour and minute of every day, and you can grasp the source of this paranoia, this anger that could consume me at any moment if I lost control.”