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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield Biography

Nationality: American
Type: Comedian

Born: November 22, 1921
Death: October 5, 2004

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