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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield Biography

  Nationality: American
Type: Comedian

Born: November 22, 1921
Death: October 5, 2004
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