I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
“Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'”
“At Christmas, 'It's a Wonderful Life' makes me cry in exactly the same places every time, even though I know it's coming.”