Students today are a pretty solemn lot. One of the really notable achievements of the twentieth century has been to make the young old before their time.
A great song can make a terrible singer sound good, but a good singer - you put a great song on top of that, you're really in great shape!
The statistics might have a Eurosceptic cast, but they are not exactly a fun read. Few of us want to wade through ONS graphs or European Commission tables.