That's a wonderful thing, because one of the primary qualities of a good performance is honesty.
“I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I see people being rude to waiters, like, it makes me want to slit their throats! Like, really? You're really this inconsiderate?”
“If we practiced medicine like we practice education, we'd look for the liver on the right side and left side in alternate years.”