Americans are from Mars, Europeans are from Venus: they agree on little and understand each other less and less.
“I was very good at sitting. But I just read so much research about how horrible sitting is for you. It's like, it's really bad. It's like Paula-Deen-glazed-bacon-doughnut bad. So I now move around as much as possible.”
“In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.”