The places that are most likely to grow trees for carbon sequestration are places where trees aren't growing now.
When I was 6 years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called 'Dead End.' The name kind of described us. People liked us; we would go and perform at coffee houses and stuff.
There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season.

