I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.
“Elton wanted a garden. They were building all afternoon while we were rehearsing. And then they built a fountain for Elton. And he said, I was only joking!”
“As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.”