When I was in college, I lost my scholarship one year. I had enough money for tuition, but not room and board. So I camped in the hills.
“OK, the wonderful thing about soccer is, a football is a perfectly round object, and it doesn't make mistakes. The player using it makes mistakes. And the more you use it, the less mistakes you make.”
“I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way.”