Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.
Because what I say from that podium has got to be accurate, and I'm the only one who's going to be held liable if it's not accurate.
I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane torch from the hardware store and managed to make some elementary chemistry plumbing such as tees and small glass bulbs.