I learned at a very early age, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth, and then you don't have to remember what you said. It has nothing to do with morality, just remembering what you said.
“In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted.”
“I also want to announce that I'm changing my name. I haven't told anyone. You get the scoop.”