The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do.
Kids are all computer-savvy. Sit down and write to your parents on the computer. And just say, I have some questions and I'm scared. There's some stuff I don't know and I really need to talk to you about sex. Tear it off and put it on their pillow. They'll read it.
Finally, there's a sense in which I look at this Westminster village and London intelligentsia as an outsider.

