“I met my second husband on a bus. We looked at each other and that was it. We were both married to other people at the time and behaved badly, but we didn't seem to have any choice. We were very happy for nearly 50 years and would still be together if it wasn't for the bloody railways.”

“We now fly with an airbus, which has 210 seats, six times the week to Palma to the spider of the air Berlin.”