The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
“I want my candidacy for the presidency of the United States to stand for a moment when we the people, stand once again for the independence from a government that has gotten too big and spends too much and has taken away too much of our liberties.”
“I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.”