My dad, being a jingle writer, and my mom, being a jingle singer, they hooked me up with some people when I was a kid that worked with children's jingle singing groups. I used to sing jingles as a kid.
“Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.”
“In the military, I learned that 'leadership' means raising your hand and volunteering for the tough, important assignments.”