Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.
“I was a home-schooled kid, living in the forest, and I didn't even have cable. I'm serious.”
“The first memory I have was my sisters dancing to the radio when they played records by Benny Goodman and Harry James and of the sort. But the record that got me was a record by Derek Sampson, who was a young guy, called 'Boogie Express,' and it was boogie-woogie. Really, it was on fire, and that go”