I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.
“As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.”
“Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.”