A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
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Nationality: American Type: Journalist Born: 1922 |
Of the 22 industrialized nations of the world, we're dead last in per capita giving to poor people.
My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!

