Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have left- and right-handed versions.
I never saw my dad cry. My son saw me cry. My dad never told me he loved me, and consequently I told Scott I loved him every other minute. The point is, I'll make less mistakes than my dad, my sons hopefully will make less mistakes than me, and their sons will make less mistakes than their dads.
I am the epitome of a walking contradiction for various reasons, only one of which being that I feel my existence is of heaven and hell.

