I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off.
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

