A lot of people have it - that fantasy of being lord or lady of the manor, either in the present or at some time in history.
“I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.”
“Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.”