One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.
“Americans need accurate information in order to consider Social Security reform. Too bad the media can't be counted upon to provide it.”
“It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.”