One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.
I don't want to be carried out of a club wearing a tie-dye T-shirt and a cap on the wrong way around when I am 70, but I would like to settle down a bit. Maybe with a partner.
There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

