There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.
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Nationality: Hungarian Type: Mathematician Born: March 26, 1913 Death: September 20, 1996 |
“Americans are inclined to see the world and foreign affairs in black and white.”
“You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm too flirtatious with people I'm trying not to flirt with! What I am good at is making people feel uncomfortable. I don't want to but it always ends up happening!”