Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.
“Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?”
“I was king of the mountain for a long time, well, I don't want that no more. I like to perform every once in a while for people who want to see me, and cut albums of music that is what I'm really about.”