We used to get on planes, and they'd ask who we were, and we'd say, 'The Dave Brubeck Quartet', and they'd say, 'Who?' In later years they'd say, 'Oh', which amounts to the same thing.
It is in times of great tragedy when the true spirit of our wonderful country unites as one.
I accused a woman of doing something behind my back when I knew that she hadn't, just to see if she loved me.

