Whenever my body heals and the pain and all the swelling goes away is when I'll be ready.
“So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong. I've never told anyone how old I am. The minute they ask me, I say 'That's none of your business.' So that means I've never once lied about my age. Now that's true!”
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”