Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
“Why do the people humiliate themselves by voting? I didn't vote because I have dignity. If I had closed my nose and voted for one of them, I would spit on my own face.”
“I am just like 99% of my friends in France, who say on their resume they can speak fluent English. In reality, they can't even count up to three.”