The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.
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“The moment you say, 'Please, give me a reason for this', then you are being impossible and temperamental.”
“Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.”