I wish I could compete again, but my good feeling is, these competitions are better as exhibitions.
“I get some of the nicest fan mail you could imagine. Also when I'm up for an award, my fans all vote online and then they'll boast to each other about how many thousands of times they've clicked my name. Their thumbs must be bleeding!”
“I am not afraid of death, but would not want to die in some obscure or pointless way.”