“I'm a creature of adaptation. I take advantage of the second and the moment. My comedy breathes; it's not really that predictable. I do have a linear style, but other than that, there's a lot of abstract. I just go off on what I'm thinking. I'm not that topical. I like to talk about me and my experi”

“I wanted to be a pianist but it just wasn't my thing. I guess I wanted to stand up rather than sit down.”