We all get a little rush of excitement at the prospect of buying a brand-new outfit for a first date, but this is not the time. You're much better off wearing clothes, shoes especially, that you've already tested.
“I was born in St. Andrew's and raised in Kingston then I attended the Alpha Boy's school.”
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”