If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.