You play to win, to get that World Series ring, All-Star games and whatever comes with it.
I don't know if you saw the parting of the Red Sea with the chariots on the horses, I did stuff like that.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

