I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.
“I would just die if some little girl saw me jump into bed with someone in the movies, and then she did it and got AIDS and died.”
“The word philosophy sounds high-minded, but it simply means the love of wisdom. If you love something, you don't just read about it; you hug it, you mess with it, you play with it, you argue with it.”