I'm just a real person and I tell it like it is. I don't have a lot of secrets, which has been a fault of mine.
“I hope to be with you as a writer for a very long time, and I hope that you will enjoy reading my work, because readers are the highest form of life on this planet.”
“That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.”