I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.
“That it's a lot harder to make a keyboard sound not-cheesy than a guitar.”
“Did I say that the President's entire job is image management? Of course not.”