American Gods is about 200,000 words long, and I'm sure there are words that are simply in there 'cause I like them. I know I couldn't justify each and every one of them.
No, I'm not a lager lout either. I think you have to be a massive football fan to be a lager lout.
Well, I've just gotten accustomed to just being in Canada for five and a half months a year.

