I remember when TiVO first came out I was all about TiVo. I came home and that thing was frozen, and I thought 'This is awful. This is the end of the world'. Then I unplugged it, and I plugged it back in, and still frozen. It was paralyzing. I called them. They said, 'Just unplug it longer.' Fixed.
“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”
“I joined the PBA way before I should have because I heard a rumor they were going to limit the number of people who could get in.”