I like to say there's certain things you can't take back: One of them is 'I love you,' and one of them is bullets.
“My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.”
“There are a lot of things that need to be done to improve communications.”