I have a trophy case that contains all the action figures ever made of me. It also has items I've stolen from my movies, like three guns and holsters from 'Serenity'.
If I had known it I would have told my son, I'd rather shoot you than let you join the SS. But I didn't know.
One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.