I've been living with the minor second all my life and I finally found a way to handle it.
Everything that works in sales has been done already. Just keep track of the crap that you buy, or the awesome stuff that you buy, and decide what was the trigger, and then just sell to people like you. It's really that easy - and that's what I do.
Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?