No, because I don't want to hear what's hot and feel I have to copy it. I'll just make up my own thing.
“My dad was a carpenter and I would work with him during the summer and umpire on the nights I wasn't playing.”
“I actually defeated an incumbent Republican senator who was part of the Jesse Helm's political machine in North Carolina, the result of which is I'm now the senior senator from North Carolina instead of Jesse Helms, which is a very good thing for this country.”