When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome.
“The thing that really surprised me about strip malls in California, specifically Los Angeles, is that they have some really fantastic restaurants.”
“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”