When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haun
“America may have great poets and novelists, but she never will have more than one necromancer.”
“I think my strongest suit is comedy. I certainly have limits in other areas.”