When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haun
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”
“The Tea Party has an important voice in the country and now they have a voice in the U.S. Senate.”