I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.
“The idea of seeing everybody clad the same is not really my cup of tea.”
“Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy.”