Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.
“Making a million dollars is the simplest thing in the world. Just find a product that sells for $2,000 and that you can buy at a cost of $1,000, and sell a thousand of them.”
“It's not really that I didn't want to perform at all. What I didn't want to do was try to put together a band, rehearse, on my own. You know what I mean?”